Showing posts with label Matthew Goode. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Matthew Goode. Show all posts

Friday, April 19, 2024

Abigail in 250 Words or Less


I don't watch movie trailers anymore and I especially don't watch horror movie trailers anymore, and yet I somehow still knew going into Abigail precisely one thing -- I knew that it is about a tween ballerina vampire. I can't imagine anyone going into this movie and not knowing at least that much. I suppose there are people recovering from comas as I type this, and perhaps the first thing they will do is stumble into a movie theather and just happen to walk into an Abigail screening -- anything is possible! And to them, I say enjoy!

For the rest of us however the exxxtremely drawn out first act of this movie is some seriously unwise plotting -- the revelation of tween ballerina vampire Abigail's tween-ballerina-vampirishness is teased for far, far, far too long, to the point of exasperation. And that milling-about languor mars the film's final act as well, when the film drops about four reasonable endings in a row. In short this movie should be half an hour shorter and it would be more fun. Because when it's fun, it's fun. Great fun. Game cast (Alisha Weir kills it), top-notch gore, and who doesn't love a dilapidated mansion full of dubious strangers plotline? Also lots of sly references to vampire movies of old like Fright Night and Near Dark for the nerds like me. There is a pretty perfect hour twirling smackdab in the middle of this movie, unfortunately smothered by one too many ruffles.

Wednesday, March 01, 2023

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Stoker (2013)

India: Have you ever seen a picture of yourself, taken when you didn't know you were being photographed, from an angle that you don't usually see when you look in a mirror, and you think: "That's me... that's ALSO me."

Happy 10 to director Park Chan-wook's fantastic stab at making a movie here in the States, Stoker -- who could have foreseen that ten years later we'd be finishing up yet another Oscar season where Park Chan-wook made a movie deserving all of the awards and ended up left high and dry yet again? I mean, I could've -- he's too good for the Oscars, and yes that's also intended as the slightest of digs at his South Korean contemporary Bong Joon-ho, whose movies are far less thorny and more digestible than Park's when it comes down to it. I said what I said! PS here is a thing I wrote about how good Mia Wasikowska is in this movie a few years back. And here is a post on the film's most perverse scene (which is clearly saying a lot), pictured below:


Friday, October 14, 2022

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:


Sebastian: Just the place to bury a crock of gold. I should like to bury something precious, in every place I've been happy. And then when I was old, and ugly and miserable, I could come back, and dig it up, and remember.


Happy 42 to our beloved Ben Whishaw today! Can you believe I've never seen this version of Brideshead Revisited? I need to get on that. I'm sad that Luca Guadagnino's version doesn't appear to be happening -- apparently the budget grew too big and Luca being Luca... well anyway Ben has a lovely role in Sarah Polley's film Women Talking, which I saw last week at NYFF, and y'all should plan on seeing that and while you're at it on Ben making you cry, as he's wont to do. Not sure I'll have a chance to write about that movie at length but I liked it quite a lot. (I did share some photos from the press conference and the new trailer right here though.)


Thursday, February 10, 2022

Thursday's Ways Not To Die






This might be the briefest "Ways Not To Die" post ever, but since it does constitute a spoiler for a just-released movie I decided to just focus on what matters -- da splat! I didn't love this flick when I watched it two night's ago but I do love a good splat, and this one's excellent. Also you can't really tell since I did edit out the identity of the splatter but they're wearing Plaid Pants -- this was meant to be. Anybody seen this movie yet? Like I said a big meh from me for the most part, give or take some fun action sequences and the always excellent Ralph Fiennes... Harris Dickinson's purdy mouth... oh and Aaron Taylor-Johnson shows up for two minutes with a mustache. That was nice. Matthew Vaughn's movies are always a little bit gayer than they let on, right? Coulda been gayer, though! (As if that's not always true.) On that note hit the jump for the links to all our previous "Ways Not To Die" posts...


Friday, November 06, 2020

Brideshead Revisited Revisited


Luca Guadagnino is adding yet another project onto his great big project pile! Not sure where he will fit this in in between his Scarface re-do and his Lord of the Flies re-do and his movie about bisexual pimp Scotty Bowers (and those are just the first three that popped to mind -- there are definitely more), but today he's announced he is doing a BBC miniseries adaptation of queer classic Brideshead Revisited, the 1945 novel by author Evelyn Waugh that's already been adapted a few times, most recently in 2008 starring Matthew Goode and Ben Whishaw...

That photo isn't actually from that adaptation, but from its press, but I do love that photo. Anyway as that photo up top clues you into the rumor is that Andrew Garfield will be Luca's leading man. Deadline makes it clear no one's actually been cast yet. That said they have other names in their rumor-mongering, including Ralph Fiennes (who Luca worked with on A Bigger Splash), Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara (I love that our Carol lovers have become our Bogey & Bacall, our Hepburn & Tracy, working together over and over), and then presumably in the Ben Whishaw role they're naming Gorgeous Joe Alwyn!

Good lord, what a cast this would be! Now here is where I admit I have never read Brideshead Revisited nor have I seen any of its adaptations. I think I admitted that when I posted about Ben Whishaw's birthday a couple of weeks ago, but just in case you missed judging me then, feel free now. So should I have myself a little marathon and watch the one with Jeremy Irons too?


Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Queen Mia, Queen of Queens

Around this house we stan Mia Wasikowska and we stan her hard, and so when over this weekend I watched Netflix's new thriller The Devil All the Time -- it's out on Friday, I'll review it before then I promise -- and saw how itty bitty Mia's part ended up being, well, I decided that wasn't good enough. I had to get some more Mia in my timeline! So I re-watched Park Chan-wook's 2013 flick Stoker right after and gifted myself with Mia, more more Mia! And then I wrote it up for this week's "Great Moments in Horror Actressing" post over at The Film Experience, click on over to read it!

I should want y'all that I find myself on the precipice of a "re-watching all of Park Chan-wook's movies binge" so there might be a lot of Park talk around these parts over the next couple of months. I have been hankering real hard for The Handmaiden and Thirst and I'm a Cyborg But That's Okay -- everything except the "Vengeance Trilogy" as of right now, but once I re-watch all of these I presumably won't be able to help myself and I'll end up re-watching the "Vengeance Trilogy" for the umpteenth time. I did just get the whole thing on blu-ray recently...

Friday, January 31, 2020

Matthew Goode Seven Times

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I was trying to find some further reason for posting these 2013 photos of Mr. Goode today, here in 2020, upon first seeing them just here this week (via) -- some 2020 news to share to go along with them anyway. I didn't especially succeed, except for the discovery that The King's Man, the Kingsman prequel starring Ralph Fiennes and Harris Dickinson and Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Matthew here, somehow isn't out until this September? What are they thinking? They released that movie's trailer last September! How does releasing a trailer a full year in advance make any sense? The movie is going to feel like a rerun (more like a rerun) seven months from now. Just like these 2013 pictures, I suppose, after the jump...

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Single At 10

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It's not just the 10th anniversary of Werner Herzog's movie about a man who murdered his mother with a samurai sword starring Michael Shannon -- no as that kiss gif above says better than any words I could muster it's also the 10th anniversary of Tom Ford's swooningly stylish and somber A Single Man. I'm actually a little surprised to see that this movie didn't crack my Top 20 of 2009, as I liked it at the time and have grown to like it even more over the past decade... 2009 was an extremely good year at the movies though, so I guess that's my excuse. It was probably right outside the list. Anyway I celebrated this anniversary with a thread of photos and gifs on Twitter a bit ago, if you'd like to check that out. How do you guys feel about this movie? Empty style or stylish substance?


Monday, September 30, 2019

A Man For All Kingsmen

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I always feel as if I'm letting on a horrible secret about myself when I admit I love the Kingsman movies -- as if loving watching Taron Egerton flounce about in tight suits is a sin or something! -- but I do, I love every absurd ounce of them and I don't care who knows it! And so even if the prequel The King's Man won't have Taron I'm still excited... I mean let's be honest, it's not like Beach Rats star Harris Dickinson isn't going to look just fine standing in for him. And hello Djimon Hounsou while we're at it...

Casual reminder that Djimon is 55 fucking years old, y'all. Anyway the movie, which co-stars Ralph Fiennes and Gemma Aterton and Matthew Goode and Stanley Tucci and Daniel Brühl and Tom Hollander and supposedly Aaron Taylor-Johnson although we don't see him anywhere in the trailer...
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... isn't out until Valentine's Day 2020, so we've got a bit of a wait on this one. Just think by then we'll have seen all of the Oscar movies  and be so sick of talking about them -- the Oscars will have aired 5 days previous, on February 9th -- that this will feel like sweet goofy relief. In that vein, of sweet relief, hit the jump for a couple more gifs of Harris & Djimon duking it out in just their high-pants...

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Good Morning, Gratuitous Edward Bluemel

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I don't want to say that every wide-jawed twink with floppy brown hair owes Timothée Chalamet a debt of gratitude in our current situation -- several hundred of them have Dunkirk to thank! -- but Edward Bluemel here, after staring at several dozen photographs of him, seems firmly ensconced in the Timmy Camp.
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That didn't occur to me upon meeting him on Killing Eve this season, but then I spend most of my time staring at his crotch when he's on Killing Eve because clearly some sort of edict came down from upon high (aka Phoebe Waller Bridge) that the camera must stare directly at his crotch every time he's on-screen. It's very strange... and very appreciated.

Anyway Mr. Bluemel (follow him on Instagram here) is having a moment -- besides Eve he's also on Matthew Goode's witch show A Discovery of Witches, and he's on Netflix's Sex Education as well. I don't watch the former (should I?) and I've only watched two episodes of latter and keep forgetting to go back and watch the rest -- there's too much TV, dammit.

He was also kissing boys on some show called Halcyon, but I have never even heard of that one before. Anyway you'll see more of that kissing and more of him in general right here after the jump...

Wednesday, March 06, 2019

Which Is Hotter?

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Today is the 10th anniversary of Zack Snyder's Watchmen, a film I tend to like more than most but which I concede has its issues. (Here's my original review, which is sort of painfully rambling to read now to be honest but I'll share all the same.) It's become especially difficult in the wake of everything that Snyder has made since Watchmen to attribute as much irony to the film as I had been when I first saw it -- when I saw the film in 2009 I thought the soundtrack being excruciatingly on-the-nose was the point, that it was some meta-Verhoeven shit turning superhero propaganda in on itself. Now here ten years and one Justice League later I'm more inclined to think along the lines of my pal Chris's piece over at The Film Experience today -- that Snyder's not really in on the joke. All that said I haven't sat down and re-watched the Watchmen in awhile, so I'll shut up and just point you towards some celebratory butts.

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Monday, September 10, 2018

Great Moments In Movie Shelves #165

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It happens to be Colin Firth's 58th birthday today, which is not the reason that I began reading Christopher Isherwood's book A Single Man just this very morning - that is just a coincidence. It does seem strange to me that I didn't read the book around the time Tom Ford's movie came out in 2009 - hard to believe that movie is nearly a decade old now isn't it?

Anyway like I said I just started the book this morning but on Page 16 there's a terrific little passage that somewhat made it into the movie (seen here) but it's better in the book so I'm going to transcribe it for our reading pleasure:

"The living-room is dark and low-ceilinged, with bookshelves all along the wall opposite the windows. These books have not made George nobler or better or more truly wise. It is just that he likes listening to their voices, the one or the other, according to his mood. He misuses them quite ruthlessly - despite the respectful way he has to talk about them in public - to put him to sleep, to take his mind off the hands of the clock, to relax the nagging of his pyloric spasm, to trigger the conditioned reflexes of his colon."
I hope there's less of a wait for Tom Ford's next movie than there was between this one and Nocturnal Animals - I know many (most) of you didn't like NA but I'm one of the few who did - I liked it quite a bit actually, and I think of it weirdly often. And hey that's another movie with a prominent toilet scene! I wonder if we've maybe stumbled upon a thing of Tom Ford's, y'all...


Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Great Moments In Movie Shelves #162

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The best-selling book turned Netflix movie The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society is filled with things I love, things like Matthew Goode being possibly homosexual in sweater vests around lots of books and...
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... and did I mention the sweaters? 

I do love sweaters. 
God I am ready for fall.

But sweaters and homosexuals aside (I never thought I'd type that sentence but here we are) there's one sequence in TGLAPPPS that realizes one of the great book-lover fantasies - one to rival the reveal in Beauty and the Beast, and a sister-wife to that infamous apocalyptic episode of The Twilight Zone. I speak of course of...





... the uncovering of an abandoned bookstore full of rare and beautiful books for the taking! Of course this bookstore was bombed by the Nazis so it's not all gold and glitter and Jane Austen hardcovers, but if one has to survive a war by eating potato peel desserts one ought to find a perk buried under all that rubble.
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Wednesday, May 23, 2018

God's Own Prince Charles

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So tell me again - do you guys watch The Crown? I do not but I've been tempted - the boyfriend quite uncharacteristically started watching it several months ago and got (dare I say) royally hooked, which convinced me that maybe I ought to give it a try. That was followed up by two more vague urgings via vague happenstance - I thought Claire Foy was splendid in Steven Soderbergh's Unsane, which marked the first time I saw her in anything, and number two (which I've posted about previously) I found out that Matthew Goode was having bisexual threesomes on the show. I should be watching this show already dammit. 

Anyway more prodding comes via this week's news that the next season of the show will feature God's Own Country star the marvelous Josh O'Connor - he's playing young Prince Charles! Ha, Prince Charles wishes. This is so nice to Prince Charles. Oh and apparently Olivia Colman is on the show now too? That's it! I'm starting it over the long weekend. And I will maybe watch God's Own Country again while I am at it...


Friday, April 06, 2018

It's Goode to Be Prince

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This rumor's a couple of days old but given the way our April's already headed we're lucky we even saw it, much less are getting around to mentioning it two days later - rumor has it that the second season of Ryan Murphy's Feud show is following up the Hollywood divas Bette Davis & Joan Crawford by skipping across the pond to face down the big royal britches of Buckingham Palace. It hasn't been confirmed yet but supposedly it's gonna be Prince Charles versus Princess Diana, with Matthew Goode playing the former and Rosamund Pike tackling the latter.

Even in terms of Hollywoodized casting Matthew Goode is still way way too Good(e)-looking to play Charles, but whatcha gonna do - meanwhile I don't know if she's right physically but Pike's been astonishingly under-used post-Gone-Girl so it's nice to see her in the mix for a buzzy thing; sure to get buzzier too, what with Harry's nuptials ahead. Anyway I'm curious what y'all think...


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Tuesday, April 03, 2018

Good Morning, World

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Since it's Matthew Goode's 40th birthday today I figured 
it was high time I worked my way back to this old tweet:
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I still haven't watched The Crown but my boyfriend's been watching it while cooking dinner lately and he seems to like it a lot, so perhaps I'll give it a shot for real whenever I have any time for myself again. (Hah ha that is never.) Especially since I have now seen what all the Claire Foy fuss is about with Steven Soderbergh's Unsane, which I dug a whole bunch

Anyway you guys will have to tell me in the comments if there's more to this Matthew Goode threesome stuff than seen here; this was the only clip I could find. I doubt it's as crazy over-the-top explicit as the threesome was on The Young Pope though. Sheesh that one was something. Why didn't anybody write any think-pieces about all of last year's bisexual threesomes...


Tuesday, March 28, 2017

I Am Link

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--- Fun Fact: I still have never even sat through the entirety of the original Grease from start to finish. So I definitely have never sat through the entirety of Grease 2. But I enjoyed the heck out of reading Nat talk about the latter in his ongoing celebration of all things Michelle Pfeiffer today at The Film Experience. In random asides he brought up a couple of my most cherish pop culture memories - the two men in bed scene from thirtysomething (which is the first gay thing I ever remember seeing) and Maxwell Caulfield, because swoon.

--- Brown Football Helmet - This year marks the 30th anniversary of the play Steel Magnolias debuting here in New York, and there's an oral history of the whole thing, from original inspiration up through the big movie-star movie, right over here that I highly recommend if you're an enamored with it as I am. There are tons of great details about the film's shoot on location in Louisiana especially; loved the bit about the Dukakis signs, and of course the reminders that Dolly Parton is the nicest gal on Earth:

"We were shooting part of the Christmas scene, and this was in the dead of August, and we were sitting out on the porch of Truvy’s beauty shop. We were waiting, and there was a lot of stop and start. The women were dressed for Christmas, and Dolly was sitting on the swing. She had on that white cashmere sweater with the marabou around the neck, and she was just swinging, cool as a cucumber. Julia said, “Dolly, we’re dying and you never say a word. Why don’t you let loose?” Dolly very serenely smiled and said, “When I was young and had nothing, I wanted to be rich and famous, and now I am. So I’m not going to complain about anything.”

---  After Life - Somebody yell at me about writing up my thoughts on Life, the sci-fi movie with Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds, please; while I wait for that here's word that Jake is re-teaming with Life's director Daniel Espinoza on a movie called The Anarchists vs. ISIS, which is based on a Rolling Stone article about the true story of "a ragtag team of American volunteers, socialists and outcasts who are fighting alongside the Kurdish militia known as the YPG to beat ISIS in Syria and establish an anarchist collective amid the rubble of war." You can read the original article right here. Or just wait for Jake's pretty face to make it all more palatable, whatever.

--- Earn the Dern - As Big Little Lies finishes up its stellar season and as we wait for Twin Peaks to start in a few weeks Laura Dern's got to find something to do, and she's having no trouble at all, thankfully - she's going to play the lead in Justin "King Cobra" Kelly's movie about phony hipster author JT Leroy, for one. That will co-star Kristen Stewart. And then, because she likes nothing more than mixing shit up she's going to co-star opposite Liam Neeson in another one of his revenge thrillers; she's playing "the wife" (god I hope it's more than that) in Hard Powder, which has Neeson chasing down the drug cartel that murdered his son.

--- But Speaking of Big Little Lies  I hate that people are even asking the question whether that wooden plank Alexander Skarsgard swung around on this week's episode was really his dick or not - if you have to ask that question you have never seen a penis in your life. If you want to see pictures of the fake fake thing click here (link NSFW not for the fake penis but for actual real gay pornography on the sidebars) but I'm not polluting up MNPP with that phony filth. Go real or go home, Alex! (My home, I mean.)

--- There & Here - And let's talk about a different Shirley Maclaine movie now! I got a bit pissy regarding somebody else's thoughts on Hal Ashby's masterpiece Being There on Twitter the other day, so In was glad to read Mark Harris' piece on the film for the new Criterion release, which is more in line with how I read the film. Choice bit:

"Being There asserts itself as a parable about innocence, cynicism, and limitless credulity. We invest people with unspeakable power by reinventing them as reflections of our hopes and our vanities, and it is thus terrifyingly possible for us to endow a complete imbecile who watches TV all day with qualities he has never possessed. This idea will never go out of style; as a cautionary tale, Being There is elastic enough to feel as if it is perpetually about our moment, as long as our moment includes campaigns, elections, and politicians."

---  Hot Potatoes - All of the headlines about Mike Newell's new movie (with the cumbersome title of The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society, which is after a book I am told) are grabbing onto the grab-bag of Downton Abbey actors he's cast in it, but clearly the more important story is the word that it will have a heatwave of dude hotness in the triumvirate of Michiel Huisman, Glen Powell, and Matthew Goode sharing the screen. Somebody get me onto that set, please!

--- And Finally I haven't had a chance to read this one yet but The Guardian chatted with actress Hanna Schygulla about her work with Rainer Werner Fassbinder earlier this week (thx Mac) - I guess they're doing a whole retrospective on the director at the British Film Institute this month, which she'll be taking part in. Also I cant remember if I mentioned this previously but RWF's 1972 TV series Eight Hours Don't Make a Day is being re-released and should play the US sometime this year. That's probably my number one cannot miss event of 2017 (besides Trump's impeachment and arrest, of course).
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