Which is Hotter?

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It's the 10th anniversary of the last Friday the 13th film, which is hopefully not "The Last Friday the 13th Film" but who knows, since the 2009 one sucked so hard it might have killed the unkillable Jason Voorhees for good. Every few months we get whispers that they're going to make another one but there's been so many false starts and lawsuits and whatnot I've stopped paying attention. But since I've always had a mushy warm spot for the franchise that gave my name its serial-killer-tinge I figured we should mark the occasion all the same, and what better way than in the grand tradition of our appreciation of this series' under-appreciated eye for hot fellas...

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If you feel the need to research your decision further, like any good and respectable voter does, you can see more of Mr. Padalecki at this link, and more of Mr. Van Winkle right here. Anyway I hope we do get to see Jason rise from the grave once again, and I hope they give the franchise to somebody who understands what the hell the franchise is about this time. That'd be swell.

Milo Ventimiglia Six Times

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No offense to my mother but when I was talking to her on the phone the other night she told me how much she was liking the TV show This is Us and that's when I knew I would not like the TV show This is Us. I mean I had suspected as much - I had heard that they hadn't gotten Milo naked again after the premiere showcased his butt to much fanfare - but this pretty much cements the deal. What was funniest about this conversation with my mother though was I found out she is a HUGE Justin Hartley fan, which, well, who knew such things existed? I guess there's one! 

As a Milo-related aside, here's a video of him kissing Jared Padalecki that is kind of adorable. Okay anyway these photographs are from the latest issue of Interview Magazine (yes the same one with sexy trashy Adam Driver splashed all over it) and if you hit the jump I will share the remaining five stache-ariffic shots...

Who's Laughing Now

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I spoke too soon last week when I posted about the rumors that Garret Dillahunt would be playing next season's big bad on The Walking Dead -- Dillahunt's out (if he was ever in) and Jeffrey Dean Morgan is our man, bad bad man, baby. You can read about it at that link, I won't get into spoilers here, but they are still filming the currently airing season so... who knows when we might see him show up? Anyway I've dug Dean Morgan since he rocked The Comedian's face off in the Watchmen movie; he maintained my interest by getting naked on that show with the other half-naked hot dude (I'm too lazy to look up its name... Magic City! That's it). And now this... Jared Padalecki approves!

Which Is Hotter?

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I don't know why CW boys Stephen Amell & Jared Padalecki are taking all these pictures of themselves hanging out half-naked together (it's probably a safe assumption that they're friends... with benefits?) but I'm certainly not going to dissuade them from doing so. Go to town, boys!

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Today In Social Media Gratuity

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It's impossible to keep up with it all since actors are whores whoring their whore selves out every chance they get (and bless them for it, it keeps the rest of us regular ol' whores going) but I had enough pictures worth mentioning sitting on my phone this morning to justify a little bit of a round-up. Up top that is SNL's Pete Davidson proving he's much more than a funny dork - he's a funny dork with abs. Who knew? That picture os via SNL's officiual Instagram account, which also shared...

... a couple of this week's host Chris Hemsworth bringing the expected ample Aussie beef to the Studio 9H. I also posted a couple of pictures of Chris...

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— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) March 8, 2015

... on Twitter, in case you missed it.

Do you guys watch Broad City? You guys should be watching Broad City if you're not watching Broad City, it's wonderful. Anyway in the most recent episode we learned a little bit about Paul W. Downs' character's background, and as you can see there... it's a pretty ample background. (via)

Max from Catfish posted this shirtless picture of Nev and I will always take the chance to indulge (admittedly guiltily) in the luxury of Nev's hairy chest. Always.

I don't really know what Grey's Anatomy actor Jesse Williams was getting at by hashtagging this shot of his tattooed back "blackout" - I believe that's his back, I don't know if the tats are real or not, or what they are for... but none of that matters because Jesse hasn't flashed skin in ages and we'll take what we can get, even if it's inexplicable. A pretty back on a pretty man though.

And then there's Jared Padalecki, who was suddenly all over Facebook this weekend. I have no idea what that was all about but he posted this shirtless picture (bad tats are a theme, I guess) so that's something. Is Supernatural still on? How is that possible? Which one of you is still watching Supernatural? You stop that right this minute.
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Hacks Slash Slash Stash

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First off I apologize for using a picture that reminds us of that wrongheaded 2009 Friday the 13th reboot - I was distracted by Jared Padalecki's biceps, they made me do it. Moving on - have you been wondering what the fuck was up with Jason Voorhees? Yeah me too. That 2009 movie, while sucking and seeming to have no idea what made Jason Jason, did alright at the box office - it made just shy of 70 million bucks while only costing a fraction of that. But then... nothing. Did the less successful (by every measure) Nightmare on Elm Street reboot that came the next year effectively kill the willpower of those horrible horrible people at Platinum Dunes? God we hope so. They have the abysmal looking The Purge coming out soon (this movie's concept makes me crazy it is so freaking dumb), but otherwise they're horror free right now.

Anyway Freddy and Jason have both seemed toe up ever since - good job, guys! You killed the unkillable. Until... now? Slash has word that because of some behind-the-scenes finagling between Warner Brothers and Paramount over the rights to Christopher Nolan's next movie that there's a pretty good chance that Paramount will be going ahead and making a Friday the 13th movie, at least within the next five years. 

Go read the details at Slash if that interests you; the only thing that interest me is More Jason! Give him to a filmmaker who has a clue this time, and reel one of these suckers out already! I don't get why anybody pretends this is rocket science, it's the easiest thing in the world - plop the hockey stud down in a summer camp and set the kiddies to puree! Wham bam movie magic. Please no retelling of his freaking origin story - nobody gives a rat's ass. And you know who needs a job? Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon's director Scott Glosserman. Just toss it into his lap with five million bucks and I bet you we get something freaking amazing. Why can't studios think this way? I mean, damn.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... bobbing for Padalecki.

(pics via) Spying a shirtless Jared Padalecki in public is rarer than finding a talking unicorn apologizing for taking a dump in your backyard (they never apologize!), so this is pretty special this right here. I mean if you looked like that with your clothes off wouldn't you just tear off your clothes at every given opportunity? Jared Padalecki is selfish. Let's hope this is a sign that he's had an epiphany and is set to right his wrongs. His show's been renewed for another season so he's got plenty of time to remind us why we care. See a couple more after the jump.

Happy Birthday, Jared Padalecki

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Happy 34, Milo Ventimiglia

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Aww remember when Heroes was a thing? That was brief. At least we'll always have the Bryan Fuller scripted episodes to cherish. Anyway according to his IMDb page Milo's still actively working so good on him. But I think he and Jason Behr should team up for a Supernatural-ish show where they're brothers in a world filled with [fill in the blank with something spooky] but the twist is instead of being total cock-teases like Padackles are these brothers totally do it, all the time. It's genius! Hand me my Emmy now!

Bloody Gratuitous Chaos

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I don't know what the hell's going on with the boys PadAckle on the set of Supernatural but this is the sort of set I need to be on, stat. (pics via)

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Good Morning, World

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I knew that I had to post the pictures of Jared Padalecki strutting his spectacular stuff around in the latest episode of Supernatural, but I also knew that it'd been online for a couple of days and been posted all over the place by the time I was getting to it. So what's a boy to do? A conundrum! But I had a couple of things nobody else on the internet had - photo-shop, too much time on my hands (okay most everybody on the internet has those two things), and a near pathological hatred of that dumb fucking tattoo he has to wear for the show. So I photo-shopped it away, and voila, the pictures are like you've never seen them before. Course maybe you hadn't seen them before anyway, in which case I just wasted a lot of time typing. See him with the dumb fucking tattoo here.

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Padalecki On Padalecki

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Something tells me the shape-shifter who's morphed into Jared Padalecki in this promo pic for the new season of Supernatural is not about to make out with the other Jared Padalecki. And that's why I still don't watch this show. More pics at STYD.
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Good Morning, World

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And a happy birthday to Jared Padalecki. I've posted images from this seminal Supernatural moment before of course, but since who ever runs that show's decided - foolishly, I might add - that Jared won't be in a towel in every scene of the show, what we've got is scarce. Still, I can and do look at these shots often. They don't get old. Unlike Jared, who's an ancient 28 today. Old man!
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Gratuitous Mark Pellegrino

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According to io9, the lead role in The Walking Dead, AMC's adaptation - helmed by Frank effin' Darabont - of the zombie-pocalypse comic series has three fellows up for the role. They are Jamie Bamber of Battlestar Galactica, eternal also-ran Stuart Townsend, and Lost's Jacob, aka Mark Pellegrino (previously glared at here). Now I know y'all know I like Jamie Bamber just fine, but looking at the picture of the character they posted, it sorta seems a no-brainer, casting-wise.


That's Pellegrino side-by-side with Dead's lead character Rick Grimes, and I mean, come on. So my apologies to Bamber (perhaps there's another character in the series, one that hangs around in a towel often?), but I'm with io9 - Mark Pellegrino owns this part, and it'll be an injustice if he doesn't get it. I guess he played the Devil on Supernatural, and somebody on Dexter as well? (Not to mention having done some Skinemax-type work in the past, which you'll see some of in a moment; and speakin of, beware there are NSFW lady-bits to come, but they were unavoidable) Well for now he's Jacob to me, and I'm sure we'll see more of him this season on Lost, but I won't mind seeing him down the road either. To wit, what I would like to see more of, please:

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