Pics of the Day

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That picture of Brad Pitt and Dead Brad Pitt from behind-the-scenes of The Assassination of Jesse James is cracking me up. I would so have that thing in my home if I were him. Can you imagine the practical jokes you could play with a fake corpse of yourself? Angie's coming downstairs in the middle of the night to warm a bottle for the twins and there's Dead Brad sprawled across the linoleum, a bottle of pills spilled beside it, some shaving cream foaming from its mouth. Hilarity ensues! (I bet you ten to one she'd have the body tied down with rocks and tossed into the nearest river by her child army within an hour.)

Anyway I'm not even sure how I stumbled upon this but Christien Tinsley is an Oscar-winning make-up artist (he won for Passion of the Christ, so think "multiple lacerations") and on his website he's got a terrific gallery of his work, like Dead Brad Pitt up top. Beware there's some gory stuff at that link, but awesome as that is that's not what we're actually talking about this for. What we're excited about is the gallery of custom tattooing he's done for movies, specifically of the "on hot males" variety. Case in exquisite point:

Just the fact that there's a shot of Justin Theroux circa Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle that I haven't seen before (and a really large copy at that, click it to embiggen) is enough heaven, but there's so much more. If you hit the jump I've collected my favorite shots, including Jason Behr, Eric Balfour, Ben Foster, Vin Diesel, Johnny Knoxville, and Justin Timberlake.

Happy 34, Milo Ventimiglia

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Aww remember when Heroes was a thing? That was brief. At least we'll always have the Bryan Fuller scripted episodes to cherish. Anyway according to his IMDb page Milo's still actively working so good on him. But I think he and Jason Behr should team up for a Supernatural-ish show where they're brothers in a world filled with [fill in the blank with something spooky] but the twist is instead of being total cock-teases like Padackles are these brothers totally do it, all the time. It's genius! Hand me my Emmy now!

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

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... going all TSA up on Jason Behr's ass.

I just spoke of the need for more Behr in our lives the other day and then this old commercial shows up in front of me (via)... ask and ye shall receive, my good friends. Sometimes, not all the time. But sometimes good things happen - aka Jason Behr strip-searched - to good people - aka my eyes. Here are some caps.

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Good Morning, World

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There are certain people that I ought to be able to file criminal charges against for not continuing to provide a sufficient stream of beekcakery. Jason Behr is one of those people. The fact that I have to debase myself to scrounge up old pictures like this is farce. You make a mockery of us all, Mr. Behr!

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Which Is Hotter?

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Jason Behr: clean-cut alien-boy
or sleazy wolf-man?

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poll by twiigs.com

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For more Behr in Skinwalkers - the good kind of more - click here.
For more of him in general, click the label at the bottom of the post.

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... that rubber duckie.
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Happy 35, Jason Behr

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Good Morning, World

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Behr Skin

I really had no intention of seeing Skinwalkers - the trailer was unimpressive, and the reviews I've seen have been bad - but the following, NSFW images of star Jason Behr have got me most certainly rethinking that stance:

A very naked, very sweaty, very thrusting Jason Behr is a really, really hard offer to turn down.
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Behr By Request

Bah, I'm just throwing any chances of real, wordy blogging to the wind today; I can't focus. But because it was requested by a very special someone in the comments of the last post here are some pictures of Jason Behr in Roswell, a show that would've lasted twenty seasons if Behr's alien character had had an allergy to clothes and spent all his time on Earth naked. Alas, they covered all that prettiness up and the show tanked after just three. Live and learn, Behr, live and learn.

I didn't even watch this show when it was on - or since, even - but it really doesn't seem like they took the opportunity to get him undressed very often. Fools! And I included that last picture because I deeply covet his hair in that shot.

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Making It Up With Jason Behr

Yawn. I dunno what's up with me so far this week. Maybe it's the sun outside and the pleasant temperatures, but my heart and head aren't really in it. I think the only thing they're "in" is the clouds. I need to go to Central Park and lay in the grass under a tree and read a book or something. That's where I ought to be right now, not in this infernal office with nothing happening!

Anyway, I think I have a point... it struck me today that, while I may've claimed last week that blogging would be back to normal after a couple weeks of abstraction, there's a holiday tomorrow and I have the rest of the week off, so again MNPP might find itself scarce for a bit. What can I say? Summer! Like Chinatown, there's no arguing that as an end-all response.

So in conclusion, Jason Behr is really hot:


I've posted lots of others from that B&W photo-shoot before, click here and here to see 'em... especially my favorite right here... sigh. It's a damned shame the kid can't really act.
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Enjoy The Pretty

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I hope I never have to see Jason Behr act. I mean, I did see him in The Grudge remake, but he was completely forgettable so that doesn't count. And I've never seen any of Roswell. I just don't want the... awesome prettiness... to be ruined with a knowledge of, what I assume is, a total lack of talent.

These are some new shots from an old photoshoot, one I've posted shots from before, but I can't even choose between which new photos to post so here they all are. I know, how cruel of me. They are all so... not needing words. Just sit back, enjoy the pretty.


Oh, and this last shot is an old one, but... I could hardly leave it unposted, now could I? It's really the gold standard.


Phew.