Showing posts with label Naomi Watts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naomi Watts. Show all posts

Thursday, December 18, 2025

Good Morning, World


When Paul Anthony Kelly was cast as John F. Kennedy Jr. in Ryan Murphy's upcoming series about the late lamented John-John's romance with Carolyn Bessette we took note that his Instagram account only had 400 followers and said it'd be interesting to note how many he had in a few months -- well he's over 7000 now, which still seems kinda low, but then the series (which is called American Love Story, presumably marking it as a spin-off anthology in the vein of American Horror Story) doesn't premiere until February. Press is just now kicking off it seems, starting with this photoshoot and interview with Mr. Kelly for Interview Magazine -- read it here. My guess is once the show premieres his follower count will really take off. Because follower counts are all that matter, yo! Anyway...

... dude is obviously crazy-handsome but I'm still not really seeing JFK Jr. -- seeing as how that's basically an impossible task though I will give him the benefit of the doubt until the show actually premieres. What I'm more worried about is whether he can act, seeing as how he's really a model, with next to no experience. The interview itself is fairly boring so I still have no clue, but I had missed a lot of the casting announcements which he mentions -- Grace Gummer is playing Caroline and Naomi Watts is playing Jackie! Oh, I do remember posting that Alessandro Nivola is playing Calvin Klein, now that I see that listed. (Hot.) Anyway guess we'll find out in a couple of months. Hit the jump for the rest of these photos...

Tuesday, May 13, 2025

This Dude's Playing John-John


Say hello to Paul Kelly, a newcomer who according to Evan Ross Katz on Instagram will be playing John F. Kennedy Jr. in Ryan Murphy's upcoming miniseres American Love Story, which will tell the tale of John-John's whirlwind romance with Carolyn Bissette. Bissette will be played by actress Sarah Pidgeon (who's in the upcoming I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot) while JJ's mommy-dearest Jackie will be played by one Naomi Watts! I couldn't even dig up Paul Kelly's IMDb page but he does have an Instagram right here -- I took note of how many followers he has right now...

.... and I'll be curious to see how many he has in a few weeks, or months haha. I already followed him, that's for damn sure. ERK says Kelly beat out a thousand other actors for the role -- he's gorgeous obviously (I'm guessing he was a model given the photos you see here off his Insta) but I'm not sure I see Junior just yet. But who knows what magic they can work with a makeover. Shave him (his face only!) and give him that wavy 90s pompadour and anything could emerge! Not sure how I feel about this series in general, but Naomi will make a good Jackie, I think -- I might not have thought so before her role in Capote Vs The Swans but it totally makes sense now.


Thursday, March 27, 2025

First Comes Peace, Then Comes Out


Well I hate to do it to y'all but I'm making like Will Poulter there and peacing out for the weekend -- leaving now for a screening and then I've got a big fun root canal happening tomorrow morning so I'm just taking off the entire day. Wheeeeeeee, that will surely be a blast -- I'll think I'll spend some time going through more movies etc. to list on eBay. Sort through the pain! Speaking of though if you missed my begging post yesterday about my neediness click here -- this looming dental work is a part of that that I didn't mention! But thanks to everybody who's been kind enough to donate already -- it means a lot to me. Moving on -- I haven't got any reviews hitting this weekend but I will say that if you feel like seeing that "Naomi Watts and a big dog" movie The Friend I recommend it -- I saw it at NYFF in the fall and it's surprisingly low-key and moving and Watts is wonderful in it. I know when you hear it's a movie about people dealing with big animals in small apartments you think you've immediately got the entire movie written in your head but I promise you The Friend will surprise you. It's a lovely little piece of work. 

Oh and since I brought up Will Poulter up top this is also a good moment to share the below clip from his new movie Death of a Unicorn (also out this weekend), which showcases a scene that was the movie's highlight for me. Which isn't to say that I didn't like the movie -- it's a lot of goofy fun (Teo Leoni and Richard E Grant are hilarious) if perrrrhaps a tad too long -- but rather that if you have now-era Will Poulter in nothing but a pair of soaking wet shorts getting out of a hot tub, then that's gonna be your movie's highlight for me. That's just math. Have a good weekend, everybody.

Tuesday, February 06, 2024

Good Morning, World


I ended up starting two shows over the weekend -- I watched the first episode of Mr. and Mrs. Smith (really liked it, wanna lick Donald Glover etc.) and I watched the first two episodes of the new season of Feud, subtitled Capote vs. the Swans -- about the author's falling out with the NY socialites he'd brefriended after he told all their secrets in an Esquire piece. These photos are of Russell Tovey in the latter -- he plays some married rough trade that Truman picks up in a bath-house, as seen in these blessed images. Most of the opinions I've seen on the series have been negative but I'm really enjoying it? I'm primed to love stories about New York and writers and gay villains though -- it's all very much in my wheelhouse. And I love the basic thrust of the show so far which is we are not your playthings, your pets, straight ladies. Capote's by no means a hero here, but the show's purposefully complicating that archetype -- the sexless fag who exists to be a lapdog for women who need to be told they look pretty and they're so much better than their men etc. I've never had time for that particular bullshit and so I'm happy to watch an entire show about it! Also, this shot happened:



Saturday, October 21, 2023

13 Bunnies of Halloween #4




I'm just now realizing I have never sat down and watched the entire run of David Lynch's short film series called Rabbits -- he calls it a sitcom, but I think we can all agree that David Lynch is nuts. I say that with love! Anyway the entire eight-episode run is on YouTube as seen above -- and there are portions of it inside of Lynch's film Inland Empire of course. We should all spend our Saturday afternoons watching it. And did you know that Mulholland Drive stars Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring are two of the people in rabbit costumes? Well they are. Anyway the only place that these shorts have been ofificially released were in a DVD set that came out in 2008 which is woefully out-of-print, going for 300 bucks nowadays, so cherish that YouTube link. One day when we're all dust that YouTube link is all thatb will be left of us!

Monday, September 19, 2022

One Mommy To Rule Them All


Maybe over the weekend you watched the Goodnight Mommy remake starring Naomi Watts that hit Amazon Prime Video? Or maybe you haven't yet and want to know whether you should? Well I got words on the movie and they went up on Pajiba on Saturday and you can read them right here. I think if you've never seen the original (which I liked a lot) you'll probably have a better time with this remake than I did -- Watts is always watchable, even under a creepy bandage mask.

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

And The Award Goes To... Queens!


News today has been coming hot and heavy and I've been straaaaaining to keep up -- I haven't even gotten around to that news about a new season of Feud being directed by Gus Van Sant and starring Tom Hollander as Truman Capote alongside Naomi Watts, Chloë Sevigny, Calista Flockheart, and Diane Lane as the high society ladies he spurned when he wrote that tell-all back in the 1970s! And I'm not getting to it now either! (Really I just said all that needs to be said though, didn't I? Until we see the damn thing. anyway.) No this post here is to wham-bam out today's announcement from the LGBTQ critic's guild I belong to that we have awarded our TV Awards -- the Dorian TV Awards from GALECA are here, and you can read our entire slate of winners over at The Hollywood Reporter. No I don't have time to get into it too much, but I will say I think we did real good -- especially in the acting prizes, which went to Melanie Lynskey for Yellowjackets and Jennifer Coolidge for The White Lotus, in Lead and Supporting respectively. Queens, deserving queens, all of them queens!


Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Mulholland Drive (2001)

Coco Lenoix: You know, there was a man that lived here 
once that had a prize-fighting kangaroo. Well, you just
wouldn't believe what that kangaroo did to this courtyard!

A happy 20 to David Lynch's masterpiece (one of them anyway), released in theaters on this day in the year 2001. Given we were all still in a bit of a state of shock at this point in time in the year 2001 it took some time for everybody to glom onto what a masterpiece this TV-show-turned-movie was, but we're there now, baby, are we ever. Mulholland Drive frequently ranks high up on all-time lists from critics, and I don't disagree...

... although as much as I love it it's not my favorite Lynch -- that honor will forever remain enshrined in the tomb of Blue Velvet. But Mulholland's top five for sure, depending on how we're ranking the Twin Peaks stuff. And it says a lot about its respectability quotient that it's one of the first 4K discs that Criterion will be putting out, in just about one month. Where would you rank Mulholland Drive?



Monday, September 28, 2020

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Ring (2002)

Dr. Grasnik: See, when you live on an island 
you catch a cold, it's everybody's cold. 
Rachel: No offense, ma'am, but 
what the hell does that mean?
Dr. Grasnik: It means ever since that
girl's been gone, things have been better.

A happy birthday to Naomi Watts today!
I really didn't like the Ring remake (I'm Team Ringu)
but this line from it seemed... appropriate in 2020.

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

5 Off My Head: Weathering These Storms

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Even in the middle of a real-life Disaster Movie it turns out I'll get sucked into a Disaster Movie if it's on TV, even if it's a terrible one I have nevertheless seen a billion times before -- look no further than the hour I spent with Dante's Peak, beloved Dante's Peak, just the day before yesterday.  (Is that the prequel to The Day After Tomorrow?)
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As a lifelong devotee of this often terrible -- or at the least terribly derivative -- genre, you come to know the tropes... hell you come to rely on the tropes. They're part of what makes the experience so satisfying time after time after time, decade after decade after decade. People often complain about the gooey moral centers of Disaster Movies -- the way they go out of their way to center and confirm the strength of the old-fashioned family unit, Dad and Mom and Son and Daughter and Dog, can't forget the dog.
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There's always the generic family drama that you don't care about, you just want to get to the Good Stuff of the earthquakes, tidal waves, volcanos, the alien attacks and Sharknados. And if you go all the way back to the very first proper Disaster Movie, 1933's Deluge, this is still the case -- it turns a story about earthquakes and tsunamis devastating the entire globe into a love triangle! Of course...

... Deluge also ends with the extra third of that love triangle walking into the ocean to sacrifice herself, so this history is, uhh, complicated. Anyway in my forward-thinking brain those criticisms of conservativism are correct. And yet... my lizard brain don't give a hoot -- my lizard brain loves this shit. Save everybody and give me a damn gooey ending dammit! Reunite everybody in front of a sunrise, flags waving, generically patriotic music blaring obnoxiously as hugs happen in slo-mo -- I want all of it. That said some of these movies have done more with the tropes than others, and here's a list of some of my personal faves.

5 Great Disaster Movie Happy Endings
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Mars Attacks! -- This list you're reading right now exists because I started thinking about Tim Burton's Mars Attacks! and its glorious deranged ending. Granted Tim Burton's Mars Attacks! has a gloriously deranged beginning and a gloriously deranged middle part to go with that gloriously deranged ending. But that ending! It's exactly what I picture the end of our current situation will be like. We all step out into the outdoors from some dark cavern, blinking our eyes in the too bright sunlight, a bunch of woodland creatures fly up, Annette Bening will be there in a wig and Tom Jones will start singing. That's what is going to happen right? I was promised Tom Jones.

Gravity -- I thought about including one of the most bombastic examples of the ending I described up top, like say your Armageddon ending (which is like 75% slo-mo and flags) or your Independence Day, which has people of every color across the globe yee-hawing over the downed saucers (which probably crashed on and murdered millions in the process). But I prefer Cuaron's little spin, with Sandra Bullock clutching that weirdly primordial patch of wet clay -- he shoots our natural soil like we're in a Star Trek episode, making home feel very foreign. Also for all of Gravity's emphasis on Sandy's astronaut being a Mother this ending does stand apart from the usual tropes in how internalized it keeps itself -- all that matters is this woman manages to stand and take a step, and another.
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Titanic -- Fuck you, haters! This is my list and I'm gonna include that old broad making an "Oopsie!" sound as she throws a priceless artifact into the ocean if I wanna, dammit. In all seriousness I will defend Titanic to my dying breath -- which hey might be tomorrow, so maybe this is it! -- and I love the sequence where the camera floats through the submerged ship and it comes to life and we see Jack and Rose dancing down there together once again. Yeah this is more "bittersweet" than "happy" but Rose gets a good life with horses and shit, and I'm crying just typing this, so fuck you! Heartless monsters!

The Impossible -- While I think the above scenes from James Cameron's and Alfonso Cuaron's epics are wonderfully acted it's the final moments from director J.A. Bayona's 2012 film about the 2004 tsunami that gets the Gold Medal performance-wise for Naomi Watts' deeply affecting portrait of terror and grief and relief and every other fucking thing that washes over her in these final moments.
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And extra bonus points for Naomi brightening
our current situation with cake. We all want cake.
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Starship Troopers --Starting and ending this list on subversive notes seems about right, and it doesn't get much more subversive than Paul Verhoeven's Fascist Satire about gorgeous fuckable human beings gleefully conquering and torturing all those filthy foreigners -- to the winner the spoils, ya goddamn buncha bugs! Whaddya wanna do, live forever???

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What are your favorite Disaster Movie Endings?
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Thursday, August 01, 2019

You Could Do Worse Than Looking At Idris

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Having never seen a Fast Furious film you won't be seeing me at that Hobbs Shaw thing this weekend -- it took me awhile to even figure out it was a Fast Furious film in the first place -- but I will take this opportunity to highlight a couple of Idris Elba photos from his 2016 Interview Magazine photoshoot that I didn't highlight well enough when it originally came out due to that being a hell of a photoshoot and my eyes being all over the damn place. I mean, really.

Anyway that movie is the big expensive one of the movie weekend but if you're in a city I recommend you seek out two smaller and devastatingly excellent pictures instead -- there's Luce, which I reviewed here, and then there's Jennifer Kent's Babadook follow-up The Nightingale, which I haven't reviewed yet because I'm seeing it a second time tonight and wanted to do that before I wrote up my thoughts. I plan on trying to do that tomorrow though, even though MNPP is still on its Summer Fridays Off schedule. So stay tuned!
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Kelvin Harrison Jr. Two Times

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Yesterday I reviewed Julius Onah's thrilling race drama Luce with a star-making lead performance from Kelvin Harrison Jr. (not to mention career best work from Octavia Spencer) -- you can read my review right here, and you can watch the trailer for the film right here. The movie's opening here in New York this weekend, with a nationwide rollout the following Friday August 9th, and I very much recommend you make it to the theater for this one -- not only does it speak to this moment in time in vital ways, it's some really fine moviemaking to boot. 

Anyway I wanted to give all y'all New Yorkers a particular heads-up that Onah & Harrison will be doing Q&As here in the city this weekend at the three theaters it's screening at; this would definitely be a good movie to hear the filmmakers talk about in person afterwards, I think! So here's that info:

Saturday, 6:00pm at AMC Lincoln Square
Saturday, 8:00pm at Angelika Film Center
Saturday, 9:00pm at Alamo Drafthouse
Sunday, 1:00pm at Alamo Drafthouse
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Wednesday, July 31, 2019

What Time Circumstance History Made of Me

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"Luce," the name of the lead character (played to marvelous effect by Kelvin Harrison Jr.) that his adopted parents have given him because they couldn't pronounce his original African name, means "light." It's pronounced "loose" but he's anything but. When we first meet Luce in the film Luce he's by himself in an auditorium rehearsing a speech, and (in a moment reminiscent of Betty Gabriel blithely ignoring tears as her programming gives way in Get Out) we watch his outside swerve violently off of his words -- the frisson of disconnect informing every moment that comes thereafter.

Luce is a model student, practically perfect in every way -- everybody keeps saying and saying, anyway. Rescued at age seven from a life of child soldiering, carried off the wealthy middle-class American Suburbia and dropped into the woke laps of two smiling white folks (played by Naomi Watts and Tim Roth, whose last venture into wealthy middle-class American Suburbia was smilingly dissected by no less than Michael Haneke himself), Luce has got to be perfect. Or else. To sow doubt in the Obama-esque dream boy would be to spill acid into our stories and our guts -- the polished veneer of respectability politics is razor thin and unforgiving; quotas don't have spillover.

Luce's most challenging teacher Mrs. Wilson, first name Harriet, played by Oscar winner and goddamned national treasure Octavia Spencer, knows how thin the gap is that Luce gets to get through in this white man's world, and is relentless in whittling down him and all of her charges for this harsh world. She's the first cop on the beat if any of them step off the right path, ready to kneecap them herself if it comes to it -- like Luce she's got to be good, hard, right every time out. Her space, as a woman, carries its own prickly edges, and Luce has eyes on everybody.

And so the movie Luce throws down a big bag of fireworks into this combustible situation, and watches 'em pop, singing everybody a bit black at the edges. Luce builds a thriller around our assumptions -- every sound cue and scene is constructed around turning its audience into detectives where we can't help but follow our prejudices towards conclusions that the evidence itself doesn't fully support. It's a trap, in other words, of the best sort -- it involves us and makes us culpable; its characters can feel the sting of our eyes forming narratives around them at every moment. We are the world pushing in, closing off the avenues, choking off communication -- our very need to be thrilled, to be told a tale in a certain way, perverts their story. 

The observer effect -- the scientific concept that the mere observation of a phenomenon inevitably changes that phenomenon itself. Luce means light -- so is he light himself, illuminating us, or is he a projection, unknown underneath? The light going through the projector, showing us what we will, what we want -- an amusement built upon backs and bodies? If we snap a lever, what's left? Soot and ash and dark insinuations, piles of corpses used as stages, steps, and props. Trophies on a shelf. Luce, an excellent slap across the face, smashes it all up breathlessly, thrillingly, and righteous with accusation enough for all.


Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Horror Time in the City

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Nothing's scarier than New York in July and August, when the steam sets into the pavement and the rats get that look in their eyes, so its appropriate that we've got some movie options to go along with the sensations already rotting our flesh anyway -- as I already told you about last month the Quad is screening a series of six very fine giallo films starting this very weekend, including the totally gorgeous Fifth Cord which stars that finely mustachioed fellow Franco Nero you see above. Anyway today IndieWire was nice enough to cut together a trailer for the series, you can check it out at this link! I've seen all of these movies save one and they're all a lot of groovy stylish fun. 

The other big horror reveal today is Film At Lincoln Center has announced this year's "Scary Movies" line-up, which contains several HOLY SHIT moments, including the world premiere of Ari Aster's 3-hour Director's Cut of Midsommar (theatrical cut reviewed here) -- can I get a HOLY SHIT? HOLY SHIT! Besides that they're screening the terrific looking wedding night murder game movie Ready or Not (with my Halt and Catch Fire boyfriend Mark O'Brien in attendance), a flick called The Wolf Hour that has Naomi Watts trapped in her apartment during the so-called "Summer of Sam," and Villains, which stars Bill Skarsgard & Maika Monroe as a pair of lovers on the run who come face to face with even crazier crazies played by Jeffrey Donovan & Kyra Sedgwick. Check out the whole line-up here; "Scary Movies" runs August 16th through the 21st.


Thursday, July 11, 2019

Luce in the Sky

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I had heard good things about the movie Luce here and there -- it screened at Tribeca and got good notices -- but it wasn't until I saw the trailer, shared below, that I was fully onboard. Luce stars It Comes at Night actor Kelvin Harrison Jr. (seen above) as an adopted honors student who might be a bit of a psycho who's terrorizing his new mom (Naomi Watts) and teacher (Octavia Spencer). Anyway yes the trailer is terrific and long story short I'm off to a press screening of this right now, so bye.
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Oh but PS unlike other Summer Fridays and weekends there's a chance I might be posting over the next couple of days because the Fantasia Film Festival has just opened for 2019 and I'm covering that remotely again as I've done the past two years, so keep your eyes peeled, reviews are soon a'coming...
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Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Funny Games (1997)

Paul: ...whether by knife or whether by gun, 
losing your life can sometimes be fun. 

We just called Funny Games one of our favorite movies of 1997 yesterday, and the universe responded with a sturdy thumbs-up by way of Film Forum announcing today that they're doing a great big Michael Haneke retrospective later this month, huzzah! They're showing basically everything except a couple of the TV movies that are also worth seeking out (like his version of The Castle) and they don't seem to be showing his 2007 remake of Funny Games with Naomi Watts, weirdly enough. Just the original one. 

But they're showing The Piano Teacher and Cache and The White Ribbon and Amour and The Seventh Continent (I just re-watched this one a few weeks ago and it really holds up - I find its depiction of a family's epic disintegration told in miniature absolutely riveting) and on and on. This is all a precursor to the release of Happy End, Haneke's new film (which has gotten a bit of a cold shoulder critically so far), which is out on December 22nd. The series runs from November 17th through the 23rd!

Monday, June 12, 2017

Good Morning, World

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Howdy everybody, a Happy Monday to y'all -- I'm a little distracted with not-blog stuff right this second so here's a nice and random and perfectly fine to pass the time photograph of a certain Mr. Naomi Watts and his open shirt beckoning you bed-ward to get us through these week-first moments. I'll be back very soon! (via, thanks Mac)
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Friday, April 21, 2017

Nobody Puts Liev Schreiber In The Corner

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I have already seen Chuck (which was previously titled The Bleeder, as you can see above) which stars Liev Schreiber at the real-life boxer that inspired Sly Stallone to write Rocky, but I can't write up my thoughts about it until it premieres at the Tribeca Film Festival in one week. Still that's not going to keep me from sharing the beefcake-tastic poster and trailer, both prominently featuring Liev Schreiber's prominent beefcake.
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And you don't have to wait long - Chuck is out on May 5th.
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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Funny Games (2007) 

Anna: Why don't you just kill us? 
Peter: You shouldn't forget 
the importance of entertainment. 

I've been thinking a re-watch of this remake of Funny Games is over-due - well really a re-watch of all of the Haneke movies, since it's been awhile. But that is a daunting task, emotionally-speaking - perhaps I should just try them one at a time and not over-promise my sanity to such a project; I plowed through all of them about a decade ago and I'm still recovering. And on that note a happy 48th birthday to Naomi Watts today!
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Monday, July 11, 2016

Good Morning, World

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Demolition is the first movie starring Jake Gyllenhaal that I didn't see in the movie theater since... Brothers, I guess? I've never actually seen Brothers, so I guess that counts. (His movie with David O. Russell on the other hand does not count because that never got a theatrical release, thereby robbing me of the pleasure.)

Anyway Demolition doesn't deserve this distinction because now that I've seen it I can say it's not that bad, on the one hand, and on the other, well, I really should've given myself the chance to see Jake shaving his pubic area on the big screen.

My bad. Anyway yeah I liked Demolition a lot more than I thought I was going to - yeah it's still a movie about a straight white man learning to live thanks to a dead woman, but it's also an ode to Jake making puppy-dog eyes. And one of those things trumps the other.

And every time you think you're getting a little bored WHAM Jake's taking a shower or laying around in his underwear. If only every movie knew enough to liven up the proceedings in such a manner. On that note, let's wake ourselves up this Monday by hitting the jump and staring at about fifty shots from this movie of Jake doing those things, and a few others...