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A CURE FOR TARANTULA BITE

Hey, pardner! After a hard day's ride us cowboys can sure work up a thirst, right? Well, if yur lucky 'nuff, you've got someone like Sherry Monahan around the chuck wagon to mix you up one fine cuppa coffin varnish! Ya, see, along with ammonia, whiskey was the cure all for ever' kinda critter bite you can imagine. Yep, from snakes to centipedes and to that ol' hairy arachnid hisself, the tarantula, whiskey's gotta be part o' th' cure. 'Course whiskey by itself is a lot more preferable, and without the critter bite, thank you.

Whiskey's also good when ya mix it up with other libations, too. This here story from TRUE WEST (April 2000) tells ya how to make a pretty punch that was served up in 1880's Tombstone. Down the hatch, amigos!

BLOODY MARIA'S VAMPIRE SUNRISE (WITH EYEBALLS)

Are you worn out, tired, maybe even hungover after your Black Friday rampage? Well, the makers of Bloody Maria Mix have come up with the perfect pick-me-up that will guarantee you'll be resurrected in time for today's football games...

Vampire Sunrise
Makes 1 cocktail. You Will Need:

2 oz. Silver Tequila
1 oz. Bloody Maria Mix
4 oz. Orange juice
½ oz. freshly squeezed lime juice

Directions

1. Pour Bloody Maria Mix into a into a salt-rimmed old fashioned glass (this creates the sunset effect).
2. Add other ingredients, stir and enjoy the sunrise.
3. Garnish with a lime wheel.

Spooky Radish Eyeballs

1. Cut the olives into small circles. You will need one little circle for each eyeball, so make sure to choose the best-looking one.
2. Peel the radish in strips to create the streaks in the eyeball.
3. Make as many as you wish.
4. Skewer them onto long toothpicks or wood skewers.