It's A Rat Race
Day 3 or 4 with Scabbers. Got a RAT...in the house. Evading all traps and tricks. Flips us off as he slowly walks by. Somehow the dog is afraid of it. Surely it is in the cupboard right now building a nest to invite all of his ratty ass friends. Bleach wipe-downs do not make me feel at ease. Although, as rats go, he is kinda cute..........I want him dead. Sorry but DEAD. I want my kitchen back. I want the construction done so all the holes in our house are plugged and secured and so I can go on my rat-free way. Did you know: An adult rat can squeeze into your home through a hole as small as the size of a quarter. According to the Guinness Book of World Records the longest lived domestic rat died at seven years and four months of age (which far exceeds the 2-3 year expected lifespan.) Rats have a powerful social chain of command. The largest and strongest rats will get the best food and harborage. A group of rats is called a mischief. Rats make happy “laught...