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Friday, January 21, 2022

John Carter - A Reflection!


The following review of John Carter was written soon after its initial release to theaters in 2011. I've just recently watched the movie again and I will see how I agree with myself after ten years. 

The early talk is that Disney's epic John Carter is going to be deemed a financial failure. A spectacular special effects movie, this one cost so much to make that it will take a long while for it to recoup its costs if ever. Too bad if that's the case, because it's an entertaining flick. We are transported (literally) to the Barsoom envisioned by Burroughs and we meet the rough and tumble Tharks, the contentious Red Men of Helium and Zodanga, the Holy Therns, the ferocious White Apes, and most notably the lovely and fetching Dejah Thoris. It's a movie that struggles always to make sense of the avalanche of odd names and odd behaviors, but in my analysis does so just sufficiently to keep the audience connected and the story moving. I'll even go so far as to say that some scenes are truly emotionally powerful, not something action epics always do or try to. Go see it. I highly recommend it. More after some SPOILER WARNINGS. Don't read anymore until you've seen the movie. I mean it, don't SPOIL these surprises.


Okay, then here we go. The movie starts on an odd note, specifically it begins on Mars/Barsoom and introduces the conflict between Zodanga and Helium and shows the Therns and how they are influencing matters there. This is an odd choice since it undermines the the effectiveness of Carter's later transition to Mars and our discovery through him of that world. We see it before he does and that puts the viewer in a strange place I think, somewhat outside the narrative. Clearly the creators of the flick thought a battle might get the audience jazzed and the slow beginning frightened them. I wish they had trusted the structure of the original more in this regard. 


 After some intriguing mystery, character development and more than a small bit of action we get Carter into the cave which will see him transition to Barsoom but in the movie a Thern is involved, and an amulet-like device used to transport people from planet to planet is introduced. It's this device that becomes something of a mild maguffin through much of the movie. It's a different choice than the novel and apparently the creators were again afraid of the mystery of Carter's actual transition to Mars, though thematically the idea of resurrection is key to understanding this movie. 


The Thark society is well realized. and they look great, save perhaps that a bit more work on the skin would've been good since from time to time they give off a plastic feel. It's rare but it does happen. The White Apes though are magnificently done. Woola the Calot is beautifully done and offers up some neat lighter moments in the story. There is chemistry between Carter (Taylor Kitsch who works as Carter exceedingly well despite my pre-movie misgivings) and Dejah Thoris (Lynn Collins who is thankfully a smart capable and deadly Dejah and not the bimbo the comics have transformed the character into) as there clearly ought to be, and so that aspect of the tale seems nailed down. 

The action in this movie is outstanding, and the sweep of the fights is excellent and rarely loses its focus. This is especially remarkable given how much territory some of the fights cover. Carter leaps about in classic Superman fashion to great effect, though I can see some audience members being put off by his heroics. One fight in particular is magnificently done as it is intercut with scenes of a tragedy Carter suffered on Earth. The emotional intensity of this sequence is the highlight of the movie for me, and enough reason to overlook the few off-note choices the movie has elsewhere. 


In the novels, Carter is a bloody bastard at times, and he's not always a likeable chap here, but even better than the books we find an interior life to John Carter which empowers his choices. For Burroughs Carter is a hero because he says so, here we find some more complicated motivations for a man needing more than smidge of salvation. It even goes to the reason the movie is just called "John Carter", but I'll say no more on that score. Go see it.

Ten years later I pretty much still agree with what I said. The movie does indeed have a reputation as a flop, but it didn't lose money. It cost a fortune and didn't make as much as the producers would've liked. Sadly, its failure to find blockbuster status has resulted in the sad fact that after a decade we have no sequel nor is there any prospect for one. It's too bad as the film sets up a number of interesting aspects of Barsoomian culture I'd love to find out more about.  

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Tuesday, September 15, 2020

The Black Hole!


The Black Hole is the Disney company's first foray into the PG world. It began its life as a disaster movie in space, first concocted in the early 70's when The Poseidon Adventure and Earthquake and such films ruled the day. But it wasn't made and sat idle until the success of Star Wars kick started it into production. I've always thought of this movie as 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea meets 2001: A Space Odyssey.

The Black Hole (1979) Review | Den of Geek


We begin with the Palomino and a rather oddball batch of folks (two spacemen, two scientists, and a reporter) who are strolling around in space looking for new planets. The come across a large black hole and on its perimeter a long lost Earth vessel called the Cygnus, a ship which just so happened to have been the ship our obligatory female scientist's father had been on. They of course get aboard and find a madman who has murdered and mutilated his crew and uses them as zombies to assist him in the operation of the ship. He also as a cadre of robots with their leader Maximillian a particularly devilish creation. The heroes have a robot too named Vincent who seems able to whatever the plot requires and do it with aplomb. There are explosions, gruesome deaths (implied not seen) and an ending which is just as weird as Kubrick's classic though not nearly as long. 

Disney's The Black Hole: Like Stupid But Stupider | Stand By For Mind  Control

Despite the success of Star Wars at the box office, The Black Hole fared less well though more than making its money back.  Oddly it wrought not one but two different comic adaptations. One from Whitman had Dan Spiegle drawing and adapts the film and then gives us two issues devoted to what happened after the movie ended.

The Black Hole by Jack Kirby | 'TAIN'T THE MEAT… IT'S THE HUMANITY!

The second adaptation was by Disney itself and tapped Jack Kirby and Mike Royer to draw a sixteen part comic strip version. To get a look at that check out this link. I would love to get this collected somewhere but I don't know of that happening anytime. I'd appreciate any news folks might have on that front. 

The Black Hole (1979), a recap (part 3) – the agony booth

The Black Hole is not really all that great a movie. It's populated with slightly stale stars of the day (Maximillian Schell, Anthony Perkinds, Yvette Mimieux, Earnest Borgnine and Robert Forster) and gives us Roddy McDowell and Slim Pickens as the voices for featured robots. It's at once a dark brooding movie and one that's too pat and too cute. The robots point to the problem with some designs coming straight from Saturday morning cartoons and some having a tougher edge, and they don't seem to belong in the same visual universe. I don't dislike the movie but it's a failed opportunity, a movie that has all the parts but doesn't really use them well enough, the whole not being at all the sum of those parts. 

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Thursday, October 4, 2018

The Phantom Blot!


I've always enjoyed The Phantom Blot when I've chanced upon his dark inky form. Created by Floyd Gottfredson for the Mickey Mouse comic strip, the elegantly designed Blot proved quite popular as villains go and returned again and again. And as we see here was even awarded his own comic book series from Gold Key when they held the Disney license and just about anything Disney found purchase in the marketplace. His series lasted seven issues alas. Only the conniving Beagle Boys from the Duckverse were more successful with their own series which lasted forty-seven issues. Wouldn't you love to read these comics. They need to be collected.







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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Duck, Duck, Shoot!


This cover made me laugh. Anything that tears at the sugar-coated veneer of Disney is a hoot. This cover by John Pound is especially keen.

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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Can I Take My Pants Off Now!


I can't help but wonder what the late great Steve Gerber would've thought of the House of Mouse buying the House of Ideas. Disney buys Marvel, and at long last Howard can take off those bloomin' pants that he was forced to don so that Donald and his ilk wouldn't feel threatened.

Sheesh!

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