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That’s A Big Statement

German police officers in Glauchau, Saxony insisted on taking statements from theft victims - during their wedding ceremony. The bride and groom had reported the theft of a laptop and wedding presents from the groom's stag party the night before. But the officers failed to announce to the wedding party that they were only leading the groom away to take his statement.

FOOTNOTE: Well groomed.