Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Said Russell Crowe to Jay Leno

"I'll fix this economic mess, you know"

Alas, there was no cheer for the nation

Just a mistake in his calculation

Question Time

Try and answer these questions without referring to the internet - and then leave me a comment with your answers. Yes, you can use the help of a work colleague or a family member.

• How many in a baker’s dozen?
• Who created the "Dennis the Menace" comic strip?
• Which US astronaut was a senator from 1974 to 1999?
• On which fictional street is "Desperate Housewives" set?
• In which country was Oscar winner Russell Crowe born?

I'll post the answers later, along with the names of a) those who answered the most questions correctly and b) the person who provides the wittiest wrong answer.