Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Said firm-jawed Mary to the cassowary
"Can you fly this fairy to the closest dairy?"
"I cannot fly," said the bird, crestfallen
"But my, oh my, you should hear me callin’!"

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Just imagine if Drew Carey
Wrestled with a cassowary
Would Vince McMahon declare it amazing?
Would Don King say it’s too hair-raising?