Imagine, There's No Heaven
A Romanian convict's legal action against God has failed, because prosecutors said they could not find God's address. Pavel Mircea, from Timisoara, who is serving a 20-year sentence for murder, launched legal action against God two years ago. In his legal claim he stated: "God and I closed a contract when I was baptised and God did not respect his part of the deal. He was supposed to protect me from all evils and instead he gave me to Satan who encouraged me to kill." He demanded financial compensation as well, but prosecutors solemnly said: "We could not find God's address. He has no home address."