Minding His Pees And Queues

Did He Make An Exhibition Of Himself?

A Ukrainian man was arrested recently after making use of one of the exhibits at a new Kiev museum dedicated to the history of the toilet. The museum, which claims to be the first of its kind in the world, has now added "Not for use" signs on all its exhibits. The toilet museum takes visitors through the entire history of the modern loo from its earliest beginnings as a hole in the ground to modern-day toilets with all mod-cons. Vassiliy Kovalchuk, 48, who has apologised to museum staff, said: "I didn't realise they were only to look at when I was caught short.