Muchas Grassy Gracias
A retired British greenkeeper has collected 365 rare lawnmowers - one for every day of the year. He regularly trawls the internet, newspapers and even shops on holiday hunting for machines to add to his collection. But he says he won’t sell them because they’re "far too precious".
FOOTNOTE: Cutting edge.
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Friday, July 17, 2009
Friday, October 05, 2007
The Long Arm Of The Law(n)
Lawnmower + Case Of Beer = Case Of DUI
A West Virginia man accused of drunken driving tried to outrun the police - but his er, vehicle wasn't quite up to the task. He was driving a ride-on lawnmower when a Berkeley County sheriff's deputy attempted to pull him over. When the drunk tried speeding away, Deputy Jenkins stopped his cruiser and gave chase on foot, catching up to the lawnmower after a short chase. The man wouldn't stop, so Deputy Jenkins pulled him off the machine. The officer then found a case of beer strapped to the front of the lawnmower.
FOOTNOTE: Muchas grassy ass.
A West Virginia man accused of drunken driving tried to outrun the police - but his er, vehicle wasn't quite up to the task. He was driving a ride-on lawnmower when a Berkeley County sheriff's deputy attempted to pull him over. When the drunk tried speeding away, Deputy Jenkins stopped his cruiser and gave chase on foot, catching up to the lawnmower after a short chase. The man wouldn't stop, so Deputy Jenkins pulled him off the machine. The officer then found a case of beer strapped to the front of the lawnmower.
FOOTNOTE: Muchas grassy ass.
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