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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Banana Republic

No Peels Of Laughter Here, Officer

Secret service agents in Ukraine have impounded hundreds of tonnes of bananas - for five months, as part of a drug smuggling investigation. Now the ship's crew has been issued with nuclear war-style bio-hazard suits and respirators - to protect them from the toxic, rotting bananas.

FOOTNOTE: You old smoothie.