Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you live near Wonthaggi
Your jeans won’t be baggy
But near Castlemaine
High heels are a pain

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

There's none so handsome, with features so craggy
As Farmer Transom, from faroff Wonthaggi
He can milk the cows and shear the sheep
And drive a tractor, all in his sleep