Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
There was even a bloke from Kingston, Jamaica
They were arty and crafty and so gifted with talent
And incredibly handsome and ever so gallant

Constable, Have You Seen A Missing Beach?

Sorry, Sir, I’m Not Shore

Police in Jamaica are investigating the puzzling theft of a beach on the island's north coast. An estimated 500 truckloads of sand have been removed outside a planned resort at Coral Spring beach. The beach, in Jamaica's northern parish of Trelawny, was famous for its distinctive white sand.

FOOTNOTE: Beach brawl.