Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

For better or worse, he drives a hearse
Because (he claims) of a witch’s curse
His business card says he’s truly brave
But his professional outlook is rather grave

The Right Stuff, Er, Stiff

This Hooch Has Real Body

Two South African men have been arrested for going on a drinking spree in a stolen hearse - with a body in the back. The men were caught in Soweto after the hearse ran out of petrol. They had asked three women they had met at a "drinking den" to help push the hearse, but the women reported it to the police instead.