Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Just picture the trauma of sad Belinda Hocking
Lamenting the long ladder in her newest stocking
Stranded on the prairie, hundreds of miles from Macy’s
She removed her own and asked to borrow Tracy’s

Sole Mates

The Shopper Must Have Been A Real Heel

Ohio Governor Ted Strickland's wife, Frances, told a gathering of Democratic women in Sandusky last week that many Ohioans have no idea what she and Governor Strickland look like - or even know their names. The first lady said her husband was recently mistaken for a sales person when he was shopping for shoes in Macy's. When the Governor informed the other customer that he didn't work in the store, the man told Strickland that he looked like a shoe salesman.

FOOTNOTE: Can't recognise a Governor? What a load of cobblers.