Mushroom Cloud

Chopper Pilot Wanted To Keep Mum

A Thai air force pilot has been suspended from flying duties after allegedly landing his helicopter in the countryside to collect wild mushrooms for his mother. Villagers in the western province of Kanchanaburi reported the incident to police. The helicopter had circled a jungle clearing before landing, and when the villagers went to investigate, they found that the pilot had gone. When the pilot eventually returned, he told them he had been collecting mushrooms for his mother.

FOOTNOTE: Spore loser.