Showing posts with label St Elmo's fire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label St Elmo's fire. Show all posts

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

We're on the Queen Mary, at the captain's table
The first mate says the gyroscope's stable
St Elmo's fire, I've heard, is no seagoing fable
But I want to know, is this broadband or cable?