Can't-Sell Phone

But It Won’t Fit In Your Pocket

That’s a big call. A Chinese man is hoping to get in the record books after creating what he claims is the world's largest working phone. His metre-high phone, which weighs 22 kilograms, is an exact copy of his own phone - but 620 times bigger. He said it has all the functions of a normal phone, with a built-in camera and internet access, but has to be plugged into the mains as he hasn't managed to build a big enough battery.

FOOTNOTE: Laud of the rings.