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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Nun The Wiser

That’s What You Call A Quick Response

Three Italian nuns who were pulled up in their Ford Fiesta for speeding told police they were on their way to check on the Pope, who had fallen over and hurt himself. Police said the nun who was driving, "will be making sure she confesses her bad driving the next time she goes to confession".

FOOTNOTE: Sister act.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Nun The Wiser

Just Don’t Burn Those Plants, Mother Superior

A Greek Orthodox nunnery was turned into a marijuana plantation by two men posing as gardeners for elderly nuns. Acting on a tip-off, police raided the nunnery in the village of Filiro, near the northern port city of Thessaloniki, and found more than 30 large cannabis plants in the enclosed garden. Police did not arrest the nuns and have launched a hunt for the culprits.

FOOTNOTE: Open the pot bay door, Hal.