How Not To Catch A Flight

Don't Run Across The Highway Next Time

A British citizen who apparently missed his flight Wednesday night decided to try a different tactic to catch a plane out of Michigan. Waving a white towel, he ran across all lanes of Interstate 94, through a field, across railroad tracks and jumped over a six-layer barbed wire fence. He was stopped by an airport security guard who tackled the man and sat on him.

FOOTNOTE: Never throw in the towel.