Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

His heartbeat was erratic
His walking stick was stout
Sir Wilberforce MacBattick
He complained about the gout

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Pity the weak will of Lord Arthur Jennison
Who ate an extra plate of roast-gravy venison
It gave him a relapse of a bout of gout
Now there are odds on when they'll carry him out