If you've just stepped off the barge
And a grizzly decides to charge
It's just because his radar's jammin'
And he's mistaken you for salmon
Showing posts with label Salmon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Salmon. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Monday, September 08, 2008
Verse And Worse
Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
I’d rather feast on Yukon salmon
Than try and win at backgammon
I’ve been told that an Outback paddock
Ain’t the place for breeding haddock
I’d rather feast on Yukon salmon
Than try and win at backgammon
I’ve been told that an Outback paddock
Ain’t the place for breeding haddock
Thursday, October 18, 2007
The One That Got Aweigh
No Scales Of Justice
A salmon thought to be the biggest ever caught in Britain will not enter the record books - because it was too big for the scales. The giant fish was 56 inches long, 50 inches round and could have been more than 64lbs. Anglers hoped it would break the UK record set 85 years ago but had to set it free after realising their scales only weighed up to 30lbs. The anglers sent photos of the monster to marine experts in the hope they may be able to estimate the weight.
FOOTNOTE: Hook, line and thinker.
A salmon thought to be the biggest ever caught in Britain will not enter the record books - because it was too big for the scales. The giant fish was 56 inches long, 50 inches round and could have been more than 64lbs. Anglers hoped it would break the UK record set 85 years ago but had to set it free after realising their scales only weighed up to 30lbs. The anglers sent photos of the monster to marine experts in the hope they may be able to estimate the weight.
FOOTNOTE: Hook, line and thinker.
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