Showing posts with label Vancouver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vancouver. Show all posts

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I’ll see you at the airport at a quarter past seven
We’ll have a cup of coffee and catch up with Kevin
We’ll board Air Canada and fly to Vancouver
Then it’s fifteen hours’ flying time to far-off Suva

Monday, April 27, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you use a Hoover in Vancouver
Must your home possess a louvre?
But if you opt for Electrolux
Don't use it near a flock of ducks

Friday, September 05, 2008

The Day That I Never Saw

Sunset Is Tuesday, But Sunrise Is Thursday

Photographs copyright: DAVID McMAHON


Because there is a time difference of seventeen hours between Melbourne, where I live, and Canada's northern reaches, where I spent the last week at the invitation of Yukon Tourism, the subtlety of the International Date Line can play tricks with us.

So when I flew to Canada midway through last week, I watched dawn break aboard a Qantas flight from Melbourne to Sydney. Then, about fifteen hours later, I watched dawn break on the same day, just before I landed in Vancouver.

But while we gain a day flying to Canada, we lose a whole day on the way back to Australia. Stay with me through this one and I'll explain how.

I photographed the sunset on Tuesday, 2nd September, halfway through my Air Canada Jazz flight AC 8448 from Whitehorse to Vancouver. Then I photographed the sun coming up the next morning, at cruising altitude aboard my Air Canada flight AC 033 from Vancouver to Sydney.


But the sunrise was the start of Thursday, 4 September. Yup, that's right. When you fly from Canada (or the US) to Australia, you lose an entire day. Gone. Disappeared. Never happened.

For the two sunset shots at the top of this post, I was actually sitting on the left of the aircraft, when I noticed the colours spreading across the sky to my right. Luckily there were a few spare seats aboard the flight, so I was able to get my camera and move to a window seat on the other side.

At around the same time, we hit a patch of turbulence and as I was trying to hold my camera steady, the "fasten seatbelt" sign came on, so my photo session came to an abrupt halt.


The next morning (above) I was sitting on the right of the Air Canada Boeing 777 non-stop from Vancouver to Sydney, so I was able to take as many shots as I wanted, as the sun rose above the Australian outback.

But I still can't account for that missing day between sunset and sunrise!


For other participants in Dot’s concept, go to Sky Watch HQ.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If I lived in Vancouver
Would I need a second-hand hoover?
But, mate, I live way Down Under
Where we vacuum with lightning and thunder

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Wii Are The World

Nintendo Workout Is In The Fitness Of Things

A Canadian health club is offering a new form of exercise for people bored with the treadmill or cycling classes - the Wii Workout Station. Studio 55 in Vancouver has incorporated a Nintendo Wii into circuit training where users can punch, run and jump with the system's movement-sensitive controller. While some other gyms have combined stationary bikes with PlayStations and Xboxes in a bid to win younger clients Nintendo Canada said this is the first they have heard of a gym using the Wii in its schedule.

FOOTNOTE: Game for anything.