Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you use a Hoover in Vancouver
Must your home possess a louvre?
But if you opt for Electrolux
Don't use it near a flock of ducks

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If I lived in Vancouver

Would I need a second-hand hoover?

But, mate, I live way Down Under

Where we vacuum with lightning and thunder