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Now, That's Contempt Of Court

A German man who was appealing against a conviction for streaking didn't help his case when he stripped off in court. "The court withdrew for deliberations and during the adjournment the man removed his clothes again," said a spokesman for the court in the city of Duisburg. "It appears he sees it as art, and views himself as a living work of art." The 60-year-old was in court to appeal against his conviction for running onto the pitch naked during a soccer match and striking a range of "body builder poses".

FOOTNOTE: Naked ambition.