Seeking Lemon Aid

Whaddya Mean, You Ran Out?

A Florida man was charged with wasting police time after he called 911 to complain a Burger King franchise had run out of lemonade. When an officer arrived at the store, a cashier said the customer reportedly became angry and threatened to call police. The cashier told him to "go ahead".

FOOTNOTE: Bucks fizzy.

Burger Cling

Just Perfect For An Old Flame

Burger King has introduced a novel Christmas gift idea for meat-loving men - barbecue-scented cologne. Flame is being promoted as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat". It is available online and in certain US stores, but is not on shelves in the UK.

FOOTNOTE: Oh, the cologne.