I Could Replace Warne For The World Cup
Okay, time to put my cards on the table. Did you know I narrowly missed scoring a century at the Eden Gardens on not one but two occasions? It's true. I was not out in both innings, missing a ton by the narrow margin of 77 runs the first time and 67 runs the next dig!
So, as a former cricketer and an ex-cricket writer, I've been following a pre-World Cup discussion with great interest.
I was intrigued when former Pakistan skipper Imran Khan - who knows a thing or two about the game - called for Shane Warne to be shoe-horned out of retirement, put into Australian colours once again and wheeled out for the current Cup campaign.

So I was digging around ten minutes ago to see what sort of reaction it had evoked. That's when I discovered Toby Forage's cricket blog at
Fox Sports Cricket. It's datelined Thursday March 1 and this is what it says, about a reader poll on Imran's suggestion. ``I expected you all to think the former Pakistan captain had lost his marbles. I was wrong. So, in short, can someone tell me, is Australia’s cricket in such a dire state that it needs to call on an old guy that no longer wants to play the game to save itself from further embarrassment than has already been heaped upon it by England and New Zealand? From close to 1000 votes, more than 70 per cent of you say yes. I’m amazed.''
So am I. Let's settle on a compromise. I bowled leg spin for one schoolboy season, when there were too many quick bowlers around and I was trying to earn selection. So if there's a crisis, I could learn how to sledge, learn how to gel my hair - and I could catch a flight to the Caribbean to bowl leggies for Australia. How about a poll on that suggestion?