Maybe He's A Hard-Boiled Businessman
A Croatian poultry farmer is doing a cracking Easter trade in naturally-laid green-coloured eggs, at twice the price. The farmer was astonished but said, "We're an organic farm and we're always being told to be more green but I don't think this is what the scientists have in mind."
FOOTNOTE: Shell shock.
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Thursday, April 09, 2009
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
This Sound Is Driving Me Nuts
Who Turned This Car Into A Chipmunk Nest?
An Indiana woman opened her car bonnet when her indicator and windscreen wipers stopped working - to find thousands of walnuts. She thinks a chipmunk may have found its way into her car - which had been sitting idle for several weeks - and used it as a storage depot. "Apparently this little guy stuffed a bunch of these nuts in the accelerator throttle," she said.
FOOTNOTE: Shell shock.
An Indiana woman opened her car bonnet when her indicator and windscreen wipers stopped working - to find thousands of walnuts. She thinks a chipmunk may have found its way into her car - which had been sitting idle for several weeks - and used it as a storage depot. "Apparently this little guy stuffed a bunch of these nuts in the accelerator throttle," she said.
FOOTNOTE: Shell shock.
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