Showing posts with label Russian army. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russian army. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Valentin's Day

General Consternation

The Russian army has launched a fitness regimen to help generals lose weight and squeeze into a new designer uniform by Valentin Yudashkin. A third of the army's elite officers are overweight and 25 per cent failed a fitness test. The army will now launch a fitness drive, building gyms, swimming pools and sports halls to get the officers back in shape.

FOOTNOTE: Fit happens.