Karaoke Cab

Business Is Booming (The Speakers Are, Too)

A Chinese taxi driver says business is booming since he installed a karaoke machine in his cab for customers. Fan Xiaoming spent £600 on three flat screens, 16 speakers, amplifiers and disco lights. He says, "Many people ask for my number for their next trip. And sometimes they even ask me to take a longer route so they can spend more time singing."

FOOTNOTE: Fan's club.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you simply must sing karaoke
Please ensure you keep it low-key
Refrain from warbling lows and highs
Even if you think you're Ol' Blue Eyes