Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I went to college with a bloke called Peter
Who drank cans of Coke by the megalitre
But now he works as a chemist in Haiti
And he says all he drinks is Earl Grey tea

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Take A Paws From Writing

Zoo keepers at Ningbo Zoo, China, say they have trained a sea lion to write in Chinese. Staff say they spent three months teaching the sea lion, called Peter, to write the Chinese character representing a bull - and can stamp it with his own "sea lion" seal.

FOOTNOTE: Seal of approval.