Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Archbishop Johnson and his fifth wife Suzie
Were tired out after dancing the watusi
So then they tried balancing on a coffee mug
To YouTube themelves doing the jitterbug

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Our dance instructor had a belly like a porky pig
But his feet went a-flying when he did the jig
He was heavy on the talent, but oh-so light on the floor
He could jitterbug all the way to the moonlit door