Prince Of Porcelain

Please Can I Have My Phone Back?

A Frenchman caused a two-hour delay aboard the high-speed TGV train from Paris to La Rochelle when he got his arm stuck down a toilet while trying to retrieve his cellphone. Firefighters took more than an hour to free the man, before lifting him out on a stretcher - with the entire toilet still stuck to his arm.

FOOTNOTE: Armless fun.