Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Governor Walker bought a fat porker
Before he was transferred to Majorca
He crafted a collar from rope and twine
But sold it for a dollar to an uncultured swine

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you wanted to buy an orca
Would you buy one in Majorca
From a canny pavement hawker
Who was a really sweet talker?