Gospel Truce

Which Way To The Pearly Gates?

An art exhibition in Holland gives people the chance to telephone God - but they have to leave a message. God's Hotline features a voicemail message that says: "This is the voice of God, I am not able to speak to you at the moment, but please leave a message." More than 1,000 messages have been left.

FOOTNOTE: Voice over.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Thanks for the offer of extreme unction
But I'm only going to Clapham Junction
With Christmas shoppers on their skates
My GPS ain't primed for the Pearly Gates