Goldilocks And The Three Beers

Last Swill And Testament

Okay, here’s a confession. I enjoy statistics. So a colleague of mine sent me an email yesterday with some interesting data. ``Based on a recent study,’’ said the email, ``it is thought that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon."

But I’m not a huge drinker. Maybe two or three beers a year. So who’s drinking my share?