Showing posts with label Curry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Curry. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Houston, We Have A Takeaway

Curry Me Over The Threshold

You can get a good Indian curry just about anywhere on this planet – and it won’t be too long before you can get one in outer space. As India prepares for its first manned mission, scientists at the Defence Food Research Laboratory are working on freeze-pack astronaut meals that won't ''put too much strain on the stomachs of the astronauts''.

FOOTNOTE: Express strain.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Gas Masked

Er, Chef, We Really Need To Discuss This

A BA jet diverted after passengers thought they smelt poison gas was really grounded by curry. The flight from Belgrade to London was evacuated after an emergency landing as passengers panicked, fearing a terrorist gas attack. Emergency workers wearing breathing apparatus helped screaming passengers off the plane before the source of the fumes was discovered.

FOOTNOTE: Smells fishy.