Does A Bear Sit In The Words?
A "bear" spotted roaming a Suffolk forest was actually an actor in costume promoting an outdoor production of Shakespeare. The actor was recreating the famous direction "Exit - pursued by a bear" from 'A Winter's Tale', in Rendlesham Forest. However, three people caused alarm when they reported seeing a bear in the woods.
FOOTNOTE: Forest grump.
Showing posts with label Goldilocks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Goldilocks. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Verse And Worse
Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
She had seventeen frocks and the name Goldilocks
And said no to a suitor named Gorridge
‘Twas the greatest of shocks when she went into stocks
And complained she couldn’t bear porridge
And said no to a suitor named Gorridge
‘Twas the greatest of shocks when she went into stocks
And complained she couldn’t bear porridge
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
So, Where’s The Porridge?
Many Cubs Of Tea
Hungry bears turned the tables on diners in Romania when they walked into a restaurant and sat at the tables. The 25-stone brown bear and her two cubs tucked in as terrified customers left their meals behind as they fled. Then the three bears raided the kitchen. "It was like Goldilocks and the three bears in reverse," said one frightened customer.
FOOTNOTE: Were they grisly?
Hungry bears turned the tables on diners in Romania when they walked into a restaurant and sat at the tables. The 25-stone brown bear and her two cubs tucked in as terrified customers left their meals behind as they fled. Then the three bears raided the kitchen. "It was like Goldilocks and the three bears in reverse," said one frightened customer.
FOOTNOTE: Were they grisly?
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