Did They Also Steal Magnolias?

Note Worthy

Burglars who stole half-eaten cans of food from a house in Norwich, England returned their haul the next afternoon - with a note saying sorry. The thieves even took DVDs and a sat-nav. Less than 24 hours later, they were returned with a letter saying: "Sorry for taking this stuff - very, very drunk and stupid."

FOOTNOTE: Many scrappy returns.