Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Can you fit an alligator
In a dusty lunar crater?
And can you move a crocodile
Inch by inch, across the Nile?

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He was just an Outback larrikin, the bloke they called Mad Mick
He outpaced every crocodile, he dived and swam so quick
Then one fateful summer’s day he drank from dusk till dawn
They still recount his one-race loss, years since he’s been gorn

Lean(ing) Cuisine

Russian Crocodile Had A Falling-Out With Its Owner

Never seen a crocodile fall out of the sky? Residents in the Russian nuclear research town of Sarov were shocked to see just that. The 1m caiman crocodile landed on a footpath after leaning too far out of the window of its owner's twelfth-floor. Startled passers-by called emergency services and rescuers managed to lasso the stunned animal and take it to a shelter for stray pets. It was returned to its owner unharmed, apart from damage to one of its fangs.

FOOTNOTE: Send it back to the caiman Islands.