Nearer, My Cod, To Thee
A businessman in the UK who lost his cellphone on a beach was amazed when it turned up - in the belly of a giant cod. A week later, his girlfriend's cellphone rang and it was a fisherman saying he'd found the phone in a 25lb (11.5 kg) fish. The handset was returned, allowed to dry out - and it still works.
FOOTNOTE: In cod we trust.