Showing posts with label Pennsylvania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pennsylvania. Show all posts

Friday, July 10, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Yes, I know it would really pain yer
Cycling all the way to Pennsylvania
But would you be more saddle-sore
If you pedalled to Arkansas?

Friday, June 22, 2007

Seizure Salad

Sounds Like He Was Hungry (For Punishment)

Consternation over the hunt for a vegan burglar in Somerset, Pennsylvania. Someone kicked in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator. The man told investigators someone broke into his apartment while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police said.