There are few worse conversations to be stuck in than the ones with people whose opinions you share, but who are incredibly obnoxious about making sure everyone around you knows why those opinions are so right.
Now let's make that conversation take 111 minutes.
Quick Plot: Mormon missionaries Sister Barnes and Sister Paxton are out and about on a chilly late afternoon to spread the word. Sister Barnes is a bit more experienced, having made several conversions even though (or perhaps because) she carries some emotional weight that led her to this faith. Eager Sister Paxton is all smiles and hope, and both tactics seem like they might work on their new target: Mr. Reed.
Played by a bespectacled and warm sweater-wearing Hugh Grant, Mr. Reed lives in an unusual house surrounded by trees and built with metal walls, the better to block your cell phone signal with. He teases the girls with the scent of blueberry pie being baked by his shy wife, then welcomes their stories of Joseph Smith with a little too much curiosity.
What follows is a sort of theology debate that Jigsaw might have had in his freshman college year. Mr. Reed first lectures the girls on the similarities between Christianity, Islam, and Judaism, embarking on a very prop-heavy Monopoly metaphor that makes you wonder if retirement just isn't for everyone. He then traps his audience in his basement, dropping in a decrepit old lady with secrets of her own. Will they discover the one true religion in time for...well, I don't really know. Where exactly is this going?
Heretic is one of those movies that I didn't mind while watching, but with every day that passes, I find it...annoying. Writer/directors Scott Beck and Bryan Woods didn't do much for me with Haunt or their screenplay for A Quiet Place, so this may be a case where I just don't eat from their restaurant much longer.
An A24 film, Heretic certainly shares some DNA with The Menu, a similarly snide and snarky horror comedy that has the advantage of being miles more entertaining. Sure, it might be repetitive once you understand the goal of villain chef Ralph Fiennes, but it has style, it has panache, it has things to say about artists who compromise their vision when their work becomes commodified for a wealthy paying audience.
Heretic has Hugh Grant doing a fun Jar Jar Binks impression.
I found this movie sluggish because, without spoiling anything, not much really happens, and when it does, the filmmakers get coy and cute about what it actually means (if anything). It's annoying all around.
High Points
No, I didn't care much at all for this movie, but let's be clear that none of this comes from the performances, which are universally wonderful. Sophie Thatcher carries over her excessively watchable Yellowjackets energy. As Sister Paxton, Chloe East infuses all the positive earnestness of a young Mormon in a genuinely lovable way. Hugh Grant is always at his best when he's actively acknowledging that he's smarter than those around him, and while I found Mr. Reed insufferable as a human being, it was certainly a joy to watch Grant drill into his skin and yes, do the occasional Jar Jar Binks impersonation
Low Points
I just don't think this movie is as smart as it prides itself on being
Lessons Learned
Never trust a teenage girl with a camera
The only thing worse than a missionary at your door is a person eager to talk with the missionaries at your door
When trapped in a room without an exit, always observe where the liquid goes
Rent/Bury/Buy
Heretic is a polished film, and there's certainly an audience that will enjoy it. I'm just a bit too tired to be part of it.