Emily's Christmas Show: LIVE (and streamed)

It's a Christmas miracle!

Last year, I co-wrote/co-directed/co-hosted a fever dream of a Hallmark Christmas movie for a live reading in Brooklyn. And guess what? It's back, better, bigger, and soon to be streamable.

If you're in the New York area, you can come see it (AND ME) onstage at the Caveat in lower Manhattan on December 7th at a friendly 2:30 PM matinee. Get $5 off your ticket with code EMILY

OR, if that trip is a bit out of the way, you can watch it on demand via our live (and later-) stream. 

Tickets for both are here! 

And if you're thinking, "Lady, I come here to read about terrible horror movies, not holiday romance," I would like to calm your worries by pointing out, without spoiling too much, that said Cozy Cardigan Christmas Movie just might involve bloodsucking vampires. 

Okay, not might. It does. Our heroine is a vampire. 

Did I mention I'll be ACTING?

The show will be streamable up through December 26th, because what is Boxing Day without a Hallmark parody?

Hear Me, Hear Me (IN PERSON TALKING ABOUT CATHY'S CURSE!)

There are a lot of things one can do on a Tuesday night, but do any come close to the potential glory of watching Cathy's Curse on the big screen?

AND HEARING ME INTRODUCE IT?

That's right: next Tuesday, November 13th, I'll be presenting the Canadian treasure that combines possessed dolls, inebriated caretakers, and foul-mouthed little girls. Appropriately enough, it was the very first movie covered in this here blog some nine years ago, back when all I had was a scratchy Mill Creek pack print and a dream.

If you happen to be in Brooklyn on November 13th, come on down to the 9:30PM screening at the Alamo Drafthouse. You can get your tickets right here. Be sure to say hi, and I'll do my best to not channel an inner demon voice and sew your eyeballs shut.