Showing posts with label Captain Canuck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Captain Canuck. Show all posts

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Hey, Kids--Wanna Buy A Comic Book Company?

Inside of Captain Canuck #14 (1981), the following ad appeared:

Two "bona fide" shares? You mean I could own part of the company?!?! Me?!?!

Yes!!! I want to own (a miniscule part of) a comic book company!! Even a Canadian one!!

Not a gimmick?!? Approved by the Alberta Provincial government?!?! Sign me up now, please!!

Sadly, this turned out to be the last issue of Captain Canuck. So far as my (admittedly lazy and non-thorough) searches have found, CKR went belly-up at the same time. No more comics published, and if any of these "bona fide shares" were ever sent out, well, you owned two shares of nothing.

Not that two shares (out of how many?) would have let you hire or fire writers and artists. Heck, I'd be willing to bet that these were non-preferred shares--non-voting, no dividends, no trading allowed--most likely just a glorified certificate you could frame and brag to all your Canadian friends about.

Not that there is no value in such a "symbolic" stock. The Green Bay Packers can never seem to sell enough of their "non-preferred" stock, which has very little value besides sentimental. People are desperate to be part of the team "family," even though in actuality you get very little from the deal besides a conversation piece to hang on the wall.

And I'll be honest--before the days of mega-corporate ownership, had Marvel offered this, I would have bought some in a flash, even if I were fully aware of how valueless it would be. Hell, young snell would have snapped up those two shares, and boasted to all his droogs that he owned a piece of Marvel Comics! I would have been the pope of nerdville!!

Of course, nowadays most comics books won't even print letters from their fans, let alone participate in a scheme like this that would actually require contact and interaction with the teeming masses.

The Captain Canuck stock plan may have been silly, and the victim of very bad timing, but I do miss those days...

The complete ad:


Friday, January 30, 2015

Friday Night Fights--Professional Style!!

It's an international/time-travel/museum heist/natural disaster/super-hero mashup for this week's Friday Night Fights!

It's 1980, and a time-tossed Captain Canuck is stuck in a small Canadian town, which has been evacuated because it's about to be engulfed by "the forest fire of the century!"

Oh, also in the town? Crooks who've looted the local museum of priceless artifacts and are trying to get away!

Can Captain C stop them, and still get himself (and the beautiful female undercover cop who has been tagging along with him) to the evacuation site in time to avoid being char-broiled?!? Let's watch!







Oh, Canada!!

Spacebooger thinks that if this wasn't a MacGyver plot, it should have been!

Captain Canuck beats the crooks, gets the girl, and rescues everyone from the fire in Captain Canuck #14 (1981), written and drawn and inked by George Freeman, coloured and lettered by Jean-Claude St. Aubin

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because Canada, dammit!! So go vote!