Friday Night Fights--Wrecker? I Hardly Even Know Her Style!!

You know who we haven't featured around here for awhile on Friday Night Fights?

Bashful Benjamin J. Grimm, that's who.

Ben is just getting home from a night on the town with Wolverine, when the Wrecker goes on a rampage in Times Square. At the request of NYPD, a slightly...ahem...under the weather...Thing goes in to take care of the matter.

At first Ben tries to talk Dirk Garthwaite down...

Well, that approach isn't going to work.

Well, that's it, fight is over, so....huh?

Fortunately our story cuts away before the actual punishment. But still, a thousand fanfics were just born.

Spacebooger is upset that Ben misquoted the Stones...

Gotta love the night life in New York, as presented in Startling Stories: The Thing #1 (2003), by Ron Zimmerman and Don Kramer. Scott Hanna and Sandu Florea are both listed as inkers...I have no idea who inked this particular section...

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Well, because who else gives you an inebriated Ben Grim spanking the Wrecker? Who? Nobody, that's who. So go vote, dagnabbit!!