Resistance is Futile

You might want to refer to this story recently run in the Onion before continuing, because they're right--Aerosmith cannot be stopped.

Evidence? Let me present Exhibit A, Shadowman #19 (1993):

Yup, that is indeed Aerosmith jamming with Shadowman. And if the cover's not enough for you, well, you'd best be sitting down for this splash page...

...and perhaps nothing can EVER top this 2-panel bit:

Thank you, Valiant Comics, and thank you, Bob Hall. And if the youth of today think they can resist the power of Aerosmith, well, I have just one thing to say to them:

Paid for by the Coalition to Put More Rock Stars into Superhero Comics.